Eating your own poop is shockingly not that bad for you.
If you did your daily poo already, you likely didn't correctly clean your bum around with dirty anuses while thinking they are clean,' says Rose. The ideal methods of cleaning your butt post-poop are, then, the use of a bidet.
Poor hygiene can lead to an itch in the ol' poop chute. Even more common than a dirty asshole causing a butt-itch is an overly clean one.